The New Definition of Lazy
2004-08-05 @ 5:29 p.m.

I typically don't care about what other people do or say. But when you can't start your car till an hour passes by, I'm going to wonder why in the hell you leaned your fat ass on my car for that ammount of time. No I won't help you. Figure it out yourself, and for fuck sakes grow up. When they finally start to feel like they're being watched, they move on to the next car, and lean their fat asses on that one instead, hoping that the feeling will pass by.

No, this isn't normal. And yes, you are being watched. By more than just me. Which I'm sure you wouldn't figure out anyway.

I have never seen so many obese asses together in one spot, doing absolutely nothing.

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